Thursday, July 21, 2011

Devastating

I have terrible news. I can't believe this has happened. I'm confused and sad and embarrassed. This morning, upon close inspection while drying my hair, I discovered that the second toe on my right foot is now about two millimeters longer than my big toe. Woe.

This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me.


What is the WORST thing that has happened to you this week? Humor would go a long way to console me at this time.

5 comments:

laura said...

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? And are you sure it hasn't always been like that?

Lisa said...

That is truly the most tragic thing I've heard all week.

My dad has feet like that but my mom doesn't, and I have one foot of each. And it's my right foot that has the longer second toe! Cursed foot.

Shira said...

It's a sign of nobility! :) Yehuda has it and I tell him all the time it it a good thing he never wears sandals anyway! Ha! So sorry! (and wondering how it is that your toe grew now??) Maybe you should grow your big toe nail really long or put some fancy bedazzeling on it to balance things out. ;)

Kirsten said...

Why, you are the first American I encounter who feels comfortable using the metric system to give a mundane measurement - albeit an unsual and creative one (toe length!).

Alice said...

I have that on my left foot.